Script

                                     DUMBLEDORE
                         I should’ve known you would have been
                         here Professor McGonagall.

                                     MCGONAGALL
                         Good evening Professor Dumbledore. Are
                         the rumors true Albus?

                                     DUMBLEDORE
                         I’m afraid so Professor. The good and
                         the bad.

                                     MCGONAGALL
                         And the boy?

                                     DUMBLEDORE
                         Hagrid is bringing him.

                                     MCGONAGALL
                         Do you think it wise to trust Hagrid
                         with something as important as this?

                        
                                     DUMBLEDORE
                         Ah, Professor. I would trust Hagrid with my
                         life

                                     HAGRID

                         Professor. Dumbledore, sir. Professor
                         McGonagall.

                                     DUMBLEDORE

                         No problems I trust Hagrid?

                                     HAGRID

                         No, sir. Little tyke fell asleep as
                         we were flying over Bristol. Try not
                         to wake him. There you go.

                                     MCGONAGALL
                         Albus, do really think it’s safe leaving
                         him with these people? I’ve watched
                         them all day. There’re the worst sort
                         of Muggles imaginable. They really are-
                         -

                                     DUMBLEDORE
                         The only family he has.

                                     MCGONAGALL
                         This boy will be famous. There won’t
                         be a child in our world who doesn’t
                         know his name.

                                     DUMBLEDORE
                         Exactly. He’s far better off growing
                         up away from all of that. Until he is
                         ready.

(Hagrid cries)

 There, there Hagrid. It’s not
                         really goodbye after all. Good Luck,
                         Harry Potter.

                                    

                        
                                    

                         – - – -

                                     AUNT PETUNIA
                         Up. Get up! Now!

                                     DUDLEY
                         Wake up cousin! We’re going to the zoo!

                        
                                     AUNT PETUNIA
                         Here he comes the birthday boy!

                                     UNCLE VERNON
                         Happy birthday son.

                                     AUNT PETUNIA
                         Why don’t you just cook the breakfast
                         and try not to burn anything.

                                     HARRY
                         Yes Aunt Petunia.

                                     AUNT PETUNIA
                         I want everything to be perfect for
                         my Dudley’s special day!

                                     UNCLE VERNON
                         Hurry up! Bring my coffee boy!

                                     HARRY
                         Yes Uncle Vernon.

                                     AUNT PETUNIA
                         Aren’t they wonderful darling?

                                     DUDLEY
                         How many are there?

                                      UNCLE VERNON
                         36, Counted them myself.

                                     DUDLEY

                         36?! BUT LAST YEAR LAST YEAR I HAD 37!!!

                         
                                       UNCLE VERNON
                         Yes, but some of them are a bit bigger
                         than last year’s!

                                     DUDLEY
                         I don’t care how big they are!

                                     AUNT PETUNIA
                         Now, now, now, this is what we’re going
                         to do. Is that when we go out we’re
                         going to buy you 2 new presents. How’s
                         that pumpkin?

                                    

                        
                                     AUNT PETUNIA
                        It should be a lovely day at the zoo.
                         I’m really looking forward to it.

                         
                                 UNCLE VERNON
                         I’m warning you now boy. Any funny business,
                         any at all and you won’t have any meals
                         for a week. Get in.

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